Dice Cream the beloved ice cream may be something far more sinister reports techrejects labs.
Millions have bought dice cream and why not? They have Professional packaging, great taste, and a great price. Although what really makes up dice cream? What are you getting for your buck?

This first started out as a consumer warning that dice cream may be using inferior dairy products, but once we looked deep into the product we found something far more dangerous. Chemical compounds that may even in fact be the reason for the war with china and MEC forces. Far fetched? We think not.

As we all know the war began overnight and the public is still confused and in the dark exactly why. Well we think its Dice cream. Dice cream was first released to the public just days before the war with MEC and eventually Chinese forces began. Coincidence? we think not.

A global meeting between several governments was taking place just outside of Sharqi city. To discuss Global warming, oil rights, and several other issues. It is reported at a banquet after talks between the leaders of both the USA and MEC is when talks actually broke down and the USA delegation left Sharqi city shortly after.

We obtained a list of food server and to whom at the banquet and its no surprise Dice cream was part of both leaders meals.

So we began looking more around the war zones and hot spots all around the world in fact dice cream has a large role in the economy of many of these hot spots and the product has saturated the market.

The economic relationship between the USA and China has had its ups and downs but classified documents the techrejects were able to obtain points squarely to one point in which the relations between the USA and China broke down. A shipment of artificial flavoring from the USA was stopped at a Chinese port bound for a dice cream factory. Nothing that should have created a global stir but the USA and china had high level secret meeting after this at some point broke down leading to we think the war. The United states along with Chinese and MEC leaders all have stated different reasons for the war leaving the general public at a lose for why we are in the largest war since world war II.

Aids close to the president as well as other leaders have said all the leaders eat dice cream on a regular basis and have become reclusive and irrational.

After a memo to the FDA on our findings many of our computers and property were seized as a nation security measure.

That's not all though there are reports of soldiers shortly after meals involving dice cream turning on their fellow soldiers and killing them only later to say he looked like an enemy. Also our embedded reports have reported seeing soldiers with what seems super human strength bouncing towards the enemy at super human heights. Riots have also been reported because of individuals seeing the dice cream billboards. As you can see even our on the scene reporter was drawn to pull a knife out he shortly after injured several other members of the crew. They decided without asking why to press charges and punish him. He is now severing 25 years. So as you can see Dice cream isn't all that sweet after all.

In our next report we will cover the who's and whys for now we can only hope that after this report you will think twice and not go Dice...cream

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