We were unable to procure any samples, as landing in the battle zone was too risky. So we hired several locals who knew the area to collect samples from the fields. Once the samples the locals obtained were recieved we rushed them back to the lab for Crack head john to analyze unfortunately he was in the corner clucking like a chicken and yelling I need me some ice cream. Shortly after he ran out into the street butt naked and was never seen again. Leaving us with samples we have yet to analyze properly. With the possible route of what is causing all this in hand we wanted to know who is behind this at dice cream? At first nothing was apparent until one of our staff going over old war footage found something, which sent chills down our spins. The cheerful face of dice cream himself may be the master mind behind all of this. The footage below shows clearly no other than the friendly face of dice cream in a Iraqi uniform during operation Iraqi freedom led by America. We researched as much as possible on who this individual was and we found it to be Jassim Ali a chemical weapons expert who served under the Iraqi leader himself. Now this is where things became even more shocking and the implications are still unknown. We also found world war II footage which may be of Jassmi Ali as well but at that point he was known as Ludwig Rickard. Many of the photos of this indivual have been destroyed or are in poor quality but we were able to using facial recognition make a match that in fact Jassmi Ali is Ludwig Rickerd notorious Nazi scientist who disappeared before the wars end and was last seen near Berlin in 1942. By all logical means this is impossible and unfortunately the world may be walking into a trap over 60 years in the making. Many things have come to light in the last weeks and we will continue to report as much as possible unless we are captured. We can only hope that this report will see the light of day and dice cream can be stopped. Discuss or comment on this article Here